Salvation For Fido

Did you ever wonder what would happen to your animal bestie if once you leave the Earth? Do you worry because someone with different beliefs may adopt your bestie? Just want to leave your bestie with someone trustworthy and non-religious?  Well now you can for less than $150!!

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You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers and atheists. Each

Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward.  Our network of animal activists is committed to stepping in when you step up to Jesus.

We are currently active in 22 states.  Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral/ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life.  

Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.

For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved.  Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee.

A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.

Unfortunately, at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals.

[Please note: we can now offer rescue services for horses, camels, llamas and donkeys in NH, VT, ID and MT]

Sometimes I worry about how this obsession with religion is really affecting us.

The Experiment Failed

Paris Hilton said that she managed to make her millions by acting like a dumb blonde and letting people think they were better than her because they read the newspaper everyday. So also started a catchphrase, "that's hawt".

I tried to mimic her and failed. You need to already have millions and look untouchable with a crazy sense of style. I am lacking in all. Go figure it didn't work.

I'm not going to call the wha-mbulance, instead I will do better.

This IS fucking SPARTA bitches! I WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH! I just need to think very hard on how to go about this.

Don't worry - I'm such a quick thinker you will be ROTFLMAO before you know it.