The Experiment Failed

Paris Hilton said that she managed to make her millions by acting like a dumb blonde and letting people think they were better than her because they read the newspaper everyday. So also started a catchphrase, "that's hawt".

I tried to mimic her and failed. You need to already have millions and look untouchable with a crazy sense of style. I am lacking in all. Go figure it didn't work.

I'm not going to call the wha-mbulance, instead I will do better.

This IS fucking SPARTA bitches! I WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH! I just need to think very hard on how to go about this.

Don't worry - I'm such a quick thinker you will be ROTFLMAO before you know it.