So I'm not trying to get my hopes up or anything, but I JUST GOT A CALL BACK FROM REAL WORLD!!
This more exciting than getting great oral done!!!
It's so weird and funny how my relationships with guys generally tend to suck along with issues I have with myself and family. But jeez, what a relief that I always get some sort of remarkable break with anything that involves my goals, dreams, and aspirations in life! Basically, I get to reap the rewards of being "successful" and end up growing old alone. True to my independent nature, I am what makes me the happiest so bring on the good times (and real world with fingers crossed)!