How Is This Possible?

I mentioned Spain to my momma and how she made an empty promise about sending me there. She responds "What are you talking about that money is still set aside for you to learn Spanish puta."

Hell yes, I'll be there in January learning to surf.

"Why not go to the French school if there's enough money left over and time."

Hell yes. I'm hoping for the end of November or October, depending on airfare, learning how to surf on the coast as well.

I'm guess I'm not going to San Diego and Puerto Rico this season around. Or will momma surprise me once more?