Tomorrow I Swear

It will all get better. My laziness has 94.6% left my body. Tomorrow all 100% laziness well be gone, and my show will be back on the road.

So much has happened and I wish I could tell you at this moment, but like I said - still lazy.

My friend just text-ed me: your a genius sometimes. A sexual mastermind. Own it sista.

Again. It will have to wait until tomorrow.

I had the weirdest sex dream this morning. If only I remembered most of it.

Fun day - sleepy night.

P.s. Pensive thoughts make me wonder why he didn't do it. I had a food baby, but it was only a food baby.

P.p.s. This week's goal is to stop using the words 'I' and 'like' so goddamn much.

P.p.p.s. I'm telling you there is something about Jews I could never do without. Weird. Thinking about converting if it wasn't so expensive.