Once upon a humid summer night, when the crazies have passed out from heat exhaustions and the single mothers returned to their sexless beds, all of New York City was finally asleep. Excluding those huge waterbugs that reign terror on unsuspecting drunks that stumble home barefoot since stilettos really do hurt. Back to the story, there was a dog unimpressed with the hot hot heat of a room, who wouldn't shut his tiny yapping mouth. Finally, he awoke me in a semi-drug like stage of sleep better known as REM. I swear he cocked his head to one side and spoke of beautiful gargled things, and he told me "I am yours, love me and stop exploiting me on your damn blargh!".
And so I did just the opposite. Only because he woke up and then scared the shit out of me.
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