As soon as I left the hotel and turned the corner, I quickly made a shoe change. Don't worry, eventually I will learn how to balance with 6 extra inches come February. I need to purchase my first heels, nothing too fancy just something comfy, sort of like my first car. Break those in and cause head-on collisions.
Some of you are probably wondering when the sex talk will make an appearance. I will talk about my sex life but first I need to have a sex life. It's not as easy as opening your legs, because you can't just open your legs to anyone. And that's just dirty. I also have to figure out a way to describe my escapades gracefully. I also need to find the (or least for me) special, current and recurring man, not boy which is hard to do. I mean I would've done the deed last night but I fell asleep with L'etranger on my face. He was sweet though; he took the book off my face and tucked me in. I'm happy with that.
I really hope this works, otherwise I'll become a nun and this blog will die. In the meanwhile don't forget to look at my huge Marc Jacob's ring. It makes my hands look petite, be jealous.
Some of you are probably wondering when the sex talk will make an appearance. I will talk about my sex life but first I need to have a sex life. It's not as easy as opening your legs, because you can't just open your legs to anyone. And that's just dirty. I also have to figure out a way to describe my escapades gracefully. I also need to find the (or least for me) special, current and recurring man, not boy which is hard to do. I mean I would've done the deed last night but I fell asleep with L'etranger on my face. He was sweet though; he took the book off my face and tucked me in. I'm happy with that.
I really hope this works, otherwise I'll become a nun and this blog will die. In the meanwhile don't forget to look at my huge Marc Jacob's ring. It makes my hands look petite, be jealous.
