Do I really have to graduate?

WHO THE FUCK GIVES YOU WORK BEFORE YOU EVEN DISCUSSED THE SYLLABUS.

WHO THE FUCK GIVES YOU WORK BEFORE YOU EVEN INTRODUCE YOURSELF.

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH?!

Alright I'm just going to take it easy and calm down and think about all the great times and future parties ahead after I get through this shit.

I can't tell you what I learned from school but

I could tell you a story or two, um

Yeah, of course I learned some rules

Like don't pass out with your shoes on

And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone

(No, we're not leaving)

And don't have sex if she's too gone

When it comes to condoms put two on

Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun

Even if we did get a little bit too drunk

Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted

Woke up today and all I could say is

That party last night was awfully crazy I wished we taped it!

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