I'm sorry I died today at around 3:12 pm. It was not my intention to die and not get back to everyone and miss a work shift. My passing could not wait for such menial things. I will be alive again tomorrow at approximately 7:08 am and will resume all activities of living. Once again my apologies for causing any disruptions/inconveniences.
Sincerely,
Aileen Giselle O.
Caste System
Yeah, I know what you're thinking - How can I work there. It's so loud, smelly, and dark. But it's so amazing at being flexible! I can literally NOT show up for three weeks and know I STILL have a job. My co-workers and the Spanish tourists that come in by the thousands are gorgeous too and make work a lot easier. And let's not forget that these pretties that I work with have amazing hook-ups which I appreciate whole heartily.
My only qualm. They put me back in the fitting room today after being on the first floor. Bastards.
For those of you that don't know, the fifth avenue is compromised of three floors and a cellar. The first main floor are where all the pretties stand, and apparently get paid more. Then for the other floors they have greeters - people that say hi - in front of the stairs where they place the extra pretties.
I don't know if being back in the fitting room should be taken as a backhanded compliment, but I do hear the company is not big on Asians. That could explain their recent lawsuits made by Asians.
Damn my chinky eyes!! Always making me miss out on extra pay!!
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That's me at work in normal clothes.
The Sly Charlatan
A charlatan is a fake who pretends to be an expert.
I never knew the exact meaning of that word until today. The definition doesn't seem to fit the way the word sounds.
Let's say you describe a girl as a siren, can she be considered a charlatan? A siren prepares herself to create an illusion about herself, but she really isn't that illusion.
Hmm... How else can I distract myself? Or better said confuse myself even more?
So far I am behind on the things I need to do, and it's only Monday.
Everyone can be described as a Charlatan. It's not that hard really.
