Elmer's Glue

After a rude text message, I will no longer continue to post about my dating history/irks/perks.

I don't want readers to confuse Neruda poems and girl talk as me pining over some guy. Apparently guys lurk, and make crazy assumptions after I do the "fade". So let's clear it all up now:

NO ONE HERE IS PINING! 
SO CHILL THE FUCK OUT!


Sorry if things get boring, but some people can't get over themselves and need to revisit for closure.

P.s. Stop asking questions like "what's the biggest dick you've fucked". I don't pull out measuring tape before sex, that's just awkward. And, if you don't want anything serious (basically a friend with benefits) then I'm not going to take you serious (since that's how I view my friends with benefits).