Do I really have to graduate?

WHO THE FUCK GIVES YOU WORK BEFORE YOU EVEN DISCUSSED THE SYLLABUS.

WHO THE FUCK GIVES YOU WORK BEFORE YOU EVEN INTRODUCE YOURSELF.

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH?!


Alright I'm just going to take it easy and calm down and think about all the great times and future parties ahead after I get through this shit.

I can't tell you what I learned from school but
I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with your shoes on


And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone
(No, we're not leaving)
And don't have sex if she's too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on


Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is


That party last night was awfully crazy I wished we taped it!