There's No Such Thing As Left-Over Crack

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I was going to write some basics on how to be that bro goddess, but I decided against exposing my secrets. Instead I will continue to allow ladies to make a fool out of themselves by still obsessing and lurking over a guy's Fbook. I will offer one tip. If he doesn't call you, don't call him because he obviously is too busy to remember you, doye! So get a life and stop being so boring otherwise no one will want to impregnate you. Everybody knows: a hott chick who is boring will ALWAYS be boring.

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I decided from now if I ever happen to become that lady sending the I'm late/possibly pregnant text, I will go through with the whole nine months. Whether it be adoption or raising him. That also means: it's time to start taking that birth control seriously so I don't ruin lives.

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Let's not forget horoscopes about Aquarians are fun to read!!

If the roots of most relationship problems are derived from irreconcilable arguments and petty disagreements, then dating an Aquarian lover may be a sweet relief. Aquarius is a sign that is willing to compromise their logic but not their uniqueness. This means that she has the important distinction of being a person that can back down in an argument if they feel that they are wrong. Lover’s can rejoice in the easygoing nature that their Aquarian lovers possess.

Uncomfortable in more one on one situations where their emotional side my be left exposed and sensitive, your water lover may shy away from that type of internal exposure and trade it for a fun and “life of the party” personality. They are dynamic and interesting.

In light of this primarily lived in the exterior life, the fear of rejection can be an overwhelming fear for some Aquarians. This can mean that those under the affectionate glare of an Aquarius, will probably be completely unaware of the attention. Your Aquarian is a little bit deficient in the expression department, they may use other alternate forms of communication to convey their feelings, while avoiding face to face dialogue at all cost. This may seem charming at first but can lead to disaster, in the end you have to get over this fear.

**A hint to those interested in Aquarian women: Reach out and touch someone. Seriously, don’t wait for them to make the first move, you won’t be disappointed but you will be waiting a long time if you choose to force them to make the first move.

Despite their incommunicado behavior, the Aquarian is ready to kick ass and take names. Born with the fighting instinct as a natural part of their character, the need to take on causes and to lead the charge toward change, can many times translate into a fierce desire to see their lover succeed.

One of the really important things to avoid allowing the Aquarius sign to do is become overly cold and removed. The internal life and intellectual pursuits that follow Aquarius can be an isolating factor rather than a liberating influence. If they have been hurt before, show them that they can trust you, and if they are afraid of being hurt, assure them that it is simply part of life.

Best Relationship Matches

Gemini Has a deep love for unpredictable adventure, and can understand the conflict and the heart of your character.

Libra Will love your beauty and sensuality as much as you love theirs. Libra will also understand your desire to be alone.

Worst Relationship Matches

Taurus Need more stability and less intensity

Cancer More home bound and less prone for your adventures

Virgo They need too much order for your lifestyle



More Stats:
Greatest overall compatibility: Gemini, Libra
Overall incompatibility: Taurus, Scorpio
Most helpful for emotional stability: Taurus
Best for marriage and/or partnership: Leo
Most helpful for creative projects: Gemini
Best sign to have fun with: Gemini
Most helpful in spiritual matters: Capricorn, Libra
Best sex partner: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius

Hmm I don't believe I ever dated a Libra, I always get stuck with those stupid fire signs. If you're a Libra - please e-mail me. Thanks.