Dear Everyone,

I'm sorry I died today at around 3:12 pm. It was not my intention to die and not get back to everyone and miss a work shift. My passing could not wait for such menial things. I will be alive again tomorrow at approximately 7:08 am and will resume all activities of living. Once again my apologies for causing any disruptions/inconveniences.

Sincerely,
Aileen Giselle O.

P.s. Could a fellow soul also e-mail me to never waste money on cocaine again, EVEN if it is a hell of a drug and oodles of fun.