How to Hit on a Guy

1. Arrive belligerently drunk.

2. Scan the area for the cutie without the booty.

3. Zone out into outer space. This is the easiest way to make eye contact with nearly everyone in the bar without knowing.

4. Approach the cutie without the booty. Make sure to act very cute, almost to point of being stupid.

5. When he begins to introduce himself, don't reciprocate. Instead wrap yourself in his shirt.

6. Look into his eyes and tell him "you're pretty", and proceed to steal his beer.

7. Congrats, you hit on a guy and have a free beer.

Steps compiled by Sheena and Aileen. Photos by Yacki. Model I think wants to be unnamed, but thank you too.