Hey Sweetheart

Dear NYU froshmen,

It's not kosher to kiss strangers on the street even if you are very handsome. It's how the herps spread and I for one will not take part in the spreading. But thanks for thinking I'm still so young and fresh.

xoxo,
Aileen

Memo to self: The original "NYU-er" had way more sincere game. These kids need to step it up hardcore.