How Did It Go From That

to this?

I've noticed when action-less, my clothes tend to imply action-ful. My fashion sense goes down the drain and the hoochie within releases her vivid imagination because she's horny. And because it can't be just any one guy it makes everything worse and stressful. I'm getting rid of my hoochie clothes tonight to save my reputation. I'll  post the link to my e-bay if anyone is interested in my gently used clothing.