Calling Bullshit

He says he likes me for me. Well is it bad that I'm always calling bullshit, or waiting for that "but..."
I can't possibly fathom the thought of some random liking me unless he wants to bone me and then like me from a distance. It sounds Ludacris. And no, I'm not pointing the finger at just one guy - only making a generalization from my experiences overall.

Talk about being fucked up in the head. Totally didn't realize this until some kid in my class smiled at me all goofy, which in turn made me react with a dirty look and forever label him as a perv.